Week 5 aches and pains

Oh my god. I feel like I've done 1500 crunches. My stomach muscles are soo sore. It's hard to get out of bed. They feel really tight. I can barely stretch without it twinging... it that a word? twinging?

I still have some serious bloat and my stomach is not a squishy. I'm gassy... oh yea, I said it. I'm farting.
And I'm peeing ALL THE TIME. I thought that was a third trimester thing. But no, I'm peeing like 20 times a day.
When I raise my voice, my body hurts. It's the weirdest thing. My stomach tightens and hurts. Overall, my body just aches.
I'm super tired. And I'm having the weirdest dreams.

If I get up too fast out of bed, I feel a little nauseous. But it only last for a few seconds. I'm not feeling sick at all. However, I heard that should start at week 6. - Not looking forward to that.

HOT FLASHES. I'll just be laying here and boom! I'm super hot and I yell at Jared telling him he better not turn the heater on.

 This dog puked in his crate today. Last thing I wanted to do at 11:30 at night was to do laundry and stay up till his bedding was dry for him. And the very last thing I wanted to do was smell dog puke...and clean it. Thank you Rocky.

 This dog decided to run in the mud at midnight in the freezing cold. She thought it was funny too. She got her butt dragged into the bathtub and got her feet washed. She didn't find that funny. Thank you Bluebelle.

Oh. The icing on the cake. Sam topped everything. Sammy got into the cat litter box, ate some cat poo, and dragged cat poo and litter all over the house. She got into SO MUCH TROUBLE. Her butt was put into a crate for an hour. I hate to vacuum the whole house at midnight while my body is aching so damn bad. BAD DOG. Cannot believe her. I should have taken a photo when her whole mouth and nose was cover in litter.  Thank you Sam




This concludes my eventful day on 11/27/2012
Today marks one month down in my pregnancy. Today was Nov. 27th. I'm due on July 27th. :)